
11. Amy, Little Women [Louisa May Alcott]
She might seem adorable, but the lime-stealing moppet has her eyes on Laurie, burns Jo’s manuscript and probably only pretended to cry when Beth died.
10. Archie Costello, The Chocolate War, [Roger Cormier]
The worst kind of bully, one who relies on a cruel mind rather than strong fists and terrorises the whole school with two marbles.
9. The White Witch, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [C.S. Lewis]
Even scarier than a black marble? A slab of Turkish Delight when offered by this lady [or, indeed, in any circumstances: why would anybody want to eat Turkish Delight?] She’s a bit more fun as Jadis in The Magician’s Nephew [the whole destroying entire planets with one word is a good start] but she’s definitely at her scariest in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. And it’s hard not to feel that she was a bit cheated when Aslan trumps her Deep-Deep Magic with even deeper magic that nobody ever mentioned before.
8. Captain Hook, Peter Pan [J.M. Barrie]
Another villain who it’s hard not to secretly root for a little bit, particularly as I have a lot of sympathy for those afraid of crocodiles.
7. The Morrígan, The Hounds of the Morrigan [Pat O’ Shea] and The Battle of Giltspur [Cormac MacRaois].
Both of these books from the 1980s pull the Morrígan out of the shadows of Celtic myth and let her spook modern Irish children. My favourite moments include the horrible thumb in Hounds, the evil seaweed in Giltspur and any time the Morrígan gets all ‘I’ve been around for thousands of years of horrible doom and you’re just little children, what can you possibly do to me?’ I’m a big fan of both of these books and hope that The Keeper continues the interest in one of our peculiar national treasures: a raven-goddess with a heart of shadow.

6. Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix [J.K. Rowling]
Okay, okay, Voldemort is clearly the big baddie here but I think Umbridge is a more memorable villain, especially as you are more likely to meet her type in a school corridor than He Who Must not be Named. Her horrible adherence to rules, her hatred of Centaurs and Muggles, not to mention her love of kittens…she might be more inclined to utter ‘Hem hem’ than Avada Kedavra but she’s one of the most despicable forces in Potterland.
5. General Woundwort, Watership Down [Richard Adams]
One of the more brutal villains on this list, a terrifying general who runs his warren with military might and rips the fur off our adorable rabbit heroes. Also, his name is pretty spectacular. And speaking of spectacular names…
4. Veruca Salt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [Roald Dahl]
Veruca has some solid competition from Mike Teevee and Augustus Gloop but I think she wins the most obnoxious child award here. There is her awful father, her fondness for fur, her constant complaining and her well deserved expulsion from Wonka-land. And did I mention her name?
3. Man, [Any animal adventure book, but see especially Run with the Wild, Tom McCaughren]
A lot of the books that I loved when I was a child had plucky wild animals as their main characters. Whatever type of animal was the hero – fox, badger, mouse- the primary villain was usually the same: man, out to ruin the lives of animals by laying traps, building houses and generally going around messing up the environment. Luckily, children are never that bad in these books and are usually helping rabbits and foxes escape, so no danger of being too spooked.
2. Count Olaf, A Series of Incredible Events, [Lemony Snicket]
Count Olaf has a lot going for him: pyromania, an array of ludicrous disguises and sidekicks, a series of despicable schemes to steal money from the Baudelaire orphans, the delusion that he is a great actor and a really quite scary eye tattoo. Olaf is both ridiculous and rather creepy when it comes down to it: a truly splendid villain.

1. Mrs. Coulter and the Golden Monkey, Northern Lights [Philip Pullman]
Like several villains on this list, Mrs. Coulter plays into an old archetype: the beautiful woman who snatches poor innocent children. There’s a lot to be wary of with this sexist witch stereotype but Mrs. Coulter is both a more complex figure than that and also has a male daemon that is part of what makes her so terrifying. Indeed, the sleek golden monkey is maybe ever scarier than Mrs. Coulter, hanging around the edges of the action, quite capable of baring his teeth when he needs to. But as a pair…shudder. I’m still recovering from the first scene where they appear and the smiling Mrs. Coulter carefully takes the letters-to-parents from the children she has kidnapped and THROWS THEM INTO THE FIRE when they are not looking. In a series full of memorable villains [including God himself] Mrs. Coulter and the golden monkey stand out as the most terrifying.
Any villains that haven’t been given their due? Ones that don’t deserve their spot in the halls of infamy?