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‘Thumbelina Jellyfizz and the Elephant in the Bathroom’ released

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Illustration by Euan Cook

I’m excited to share ‘Thumbelina Jellyfizz and the Elephant in the Bathroom’ which was commissioned by Free Word, Tipping Point, and Durham University as part of a new anthology of climate change stories. It is a dream to get paid to write about climate change, especially when farting elephants and junior detectives are involved and there are beautiful illustrations from Euan Cook.

If you want to check out this new story + the four other beautiful pieces, click here: https://www.freewordcentre.com/explore/realistic-utopias-writing

 

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Magic: New Fairy Tales from Irish Writers Released + Updates…

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So I am terrible at maintaining a blog BUT here is some news:

I have a story (Nora and the Sky-Snake) in this beautiful picture-book collection of new Irish fairy tales with gorgeous illustrations by Olwyn Whelan. You can see more here: http://www.quartoknows.com/books/9781847805379/Magic.html

Also, a couple of nice reviews of The Keeper to go with its re-release in small pb form with a new snazzy cover:

http://www.slj.com/2015/07/reviews/books/the-keeper-by-darragh-slj-review/#_

http://www.theguardian.com/childrens-books-site/2014/feb/02/review-the-keeper-darragh-martin

 

New Hans Christian Anderson Story for International Children’s Book Day

 

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For International Children’s Book Day this year, IbbY Ireland is launching an exciting ebook with new versions of classic Hans Christian Anderson stories by Irish writers. I rewrote ‘Wild Swans’ which was great fun (nettles, football and swan poo) and there are lots of other brilliant stories by even more brilliant Irish writers. The launch is tomorrow in Dublin, on the birthday of Hans Christian Anderson.

The Keeper Shortlisted for an Irish Book Award

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Great news – The Keeper has been shortlisted as one of the four children’s books of the year in the senior category. It appears alongside writers whom I admire very much, making this especially thrilling news – the other finalists are ‘Stay Where you are and Then Leave’ by John Boyne, ‘Eva & the Hidden Diary’ by Judi Curtain and ‘Skulduggery Pleasant: Last Stand of Dead Men’ by Derek Landy.

You can see the shortlist  (and vote for your favourite!) here:

http://www.irishbookawards.ie/2013-shortlist-the-specsavers-childrens-book-of-the-year-snr/

The Keeper Reading at Irish Arts Center

I’m very excited to read from The Keeper this Sunday, November 10th at The Irish Arts Center in New York from 11.30 a.m.-1 p.m. There’ll be magic books galore – not just reading from them, but making them, with the brilliant teaching artist Brigette Moreno there to help kids make their very own magic book. The event cost $5 and art supplies are provided. More info is here: 

http://www.irishartscenter.org/kids/darragh_martin.html

Cats in children’s lit – cute fluffballs or evil monsters that will basically ruin the world?

 

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As I was compiling a list of my favourite villains in children’s lit it struck me that cats were often not the cuddliest creatures in children’s books. Despite their popularity when they play pianos or walk on treadmills, cats aren’t as beloved when they appear in children’s books.

Think of Snowbell, the sleek white cat who attempts to gobble up poor adorable Stuart Little and his birdy best friend. Or the sly cat in Watership Down that attacks Hazel the hero. The charming but fairly sinister when it comes down to it Cheshire Cat. Mrs. Norris in Harry Potter, prowling the corridors in search of student delinquency. Jupiter from The Deptford Mice, pretending to be a god to all the cute rodents. The evil cat in The Last Battle betraying Aslan, his feline brother and daring to think for himself. Shere Khan from The Jungle Book, the most terrifying of tigers.

Sure, there are some good cats (gentle Harry Cat in The Cricket in Times Square) and some cat anti-heroes who are kind of cool (The Cat in the HatSlinky Malinki) and there is also Crookshanks from Harry Potter (lovable furball to some, conniving Kneazle to others).

But it does strike me (from my highly scientific list) that cats are strangely villainous in children’s literature, either too close to adults (like Mrs. Norris) or too wickedly independent. Usually, being independent is good in children’s lit (can’t have too many adventures if you stay at home with the parents) but often there’s a limit imposed on this freedom, conditions of loyalty expected in return. Cats might mark out this boundary, creatures that unlike loving and loyal dogs are too independent, too selfish, too intent on eating cute birds and mice.

What’s with the anti-cat campaign? Have I got it all wrong? Cats, pick up your paws and change your image: YouTube loves you, maybe children’s literature can too…

 

 

The Keeper Book of the Month at Dubray Books

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Thanks to my sister, Gillian, for taking a couple of snaps of The Keeper at Dubray Books on Grafton Street, where it’s been selected as a Book of the Month and is the subject of a nice review:

“This is a thrilling, fast-paced novel that drags Irish legends into the present day and gives them a fresh, new spin. It’s ideal for readers aged ten and up.”

Check out the full review at Dubray’s website here.

The Keeper in Shops…!

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Here’s a photo of ‘The Keeper’ in my sister’s house. Very excited to see a hard copy and that it’s available for people to read in Ireland now. 

This is my first book. I’m used to writing plays and seeing them performed for the first time is always a thrilling experience as so many people are involved in making the piece – the stage managers, designers, actors, musicians, audience. What I didn’t realise until now is how communal making a book is. It’s exciting to see all the parts that I had nothing to do with: the shiny cover, the lovely map inside, the little Celtic swirls for the first letter of every chapter. 

But it’s also exciting to see the words that so many people have had a hand in shaping appear inside a book. I feel enormously grateful to my agent, Faith O’Grady, who asked so many great questions when she read the first draft; to my editors at Little Island, Siobhan Parkinson & Elaina O’ Neill, who had great comments and suggestions for every draft and for all my friends who read early drafts – Gillian, Rachel J, Rachel W, Maggie, Kevin; my housemates in New York & Australia who tolerated my endless tapping at the laptop & gave me tea and love; my family at home who have been so excited… this would be a different book without all these people. 

On the theme of excitement (the only word that I seem capable of using today) it’s also nice to think of people who don’t know me who are going to read the book now and help re-make the book.

 

 

Best Villains in Children’s Lit, 11-1.

 

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11. Amy, Little Women [Louisa May Alcott]

She might seem adorable, but the lime-stealing moppet has her eyes on Laurie, burns Jo’s manuscript and probably only pretended to cry when Beth died.

10. Archie Costello, The Chocolate War, [Roger Cormier]

The worst kind of bully, one who relies on a cruel mind rather than strong fists and terrorises the whole school with two marbles.

9. The White Witch, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe [C.S. Lewis]

Even scarier than a black marble? A slab of Turkish Delight when offered by this lady [or, indeed, in any circumstances: why would anybody want to eat Turkish Delight?] She’s a bit more fun as Jadis in The Magician’s Nephew [the whole destroying entire planets with one word is a good start] but she’s definitely at her scariest in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. And it’s hard not to feel that she was a bit cheated when Aslan trumps her Deep-Deep Magic with even deeper magic that nobody ever mentioned before.

8. Captain Hook, Peter Pan [J.M. Barrie]

Another villain who it’s hard not to secretly root for a little bit, particularly as I have a lot of sympathy for those afraid of crocodiles.

7. The Morrígan, The Hounds of the Morrigan [Pat O’ Shea] and The Battle of Giltspur [Cormac MacRaois].

Both of these books from the 1980s pull the Morrígan out of the shadows of Celtic myth and let her spook modern Irish children. My favourite moments include the horrible thumb in Hounds, the evil seaweed in Giltspur and any time the Morrígan gets all ‘I’ve been around for thousands of years of horrible doom and you’re just little children, what can you possibly do to me?’ I’m a big fan of both of these books and hope that The Keeper continues the interest in one of our peculiar national treasures: a raven-goddess with a heart of shadow.

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6. Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix [J.K. Rowling]

Okay, okay, Voldemort is clearly the big baddie here but I think Umbridge is a more memorable villain, especially as you are more likely to meet her type in a school corridor than He Who Must not be Named. Her horrible adherence to rules, her hatred of Centaurs and Muggles, not to mention her love of kittens…she might be more inclined to utter ‘Hem hem’ than Avada Kedavra but she’s one of the most despicable forces in Potterland.

5. General Woundwort, Watership Down [Richard Adams]

One of the more brutal villains on this list, a terrifying general who runs his warren with military might and rips the fur off our adorable rabbit heroes. Also, his name is pretty spectacular. And speaking of spectacular names…

4. Veruca Salt, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [Roald Dahl]

Veruca has some solid competition from Mike Teevee and Augustus Gloop but I think she wins the most obnoxious child award here. There is her awful father, her fondness for fur, her constant complaining and her well deserved expulsion from Wonka-land. And did I mention her name?

3. Man, [Any animal adventure book, but see especially Run with the Wild, Tom McCaughren]

A lot of the books that I loved when I was a child had plucky wild animals as their main characters. Whatever type of animal was the hero – fox, badger, mouse- the primary villain was usually the same: man, out to ruin the lives of animals by laying traps, building houses and generally going around messing up the environment. Luckily, children are never that bad in these books and are usually helping rabbits and foxes escape, so no danger of being too spooked.

2. Count Olaf, A Series of Incredible Events, [Lemony Snicket]

Count Olaf has a lot going for him: pyromania, an array of ludicrous disguises and sidekicks, a series of despicable schemes to steal money from the Baudelaire orphans, the delusion that he is a great actor and a really quite scary eye tattoo. Olaf is both ridiculous and rather creepy when it comes down to it: a truly splendid villain.

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1. Mrs. Coulter and the Golden Monkey, Northern Lights [Philip Pullman]

Like several villains on this list, Mrs. Coulter plays into an old archetype: the beautiful woman who snatches poor innocent children. There’s a lot to be wary of with this sexist witch stereotype but Mrs. Coulter is both a more complex figure than that and also has a male daemon that is part of what makes her so terrifying. Indeed, the sleek golden monkey is maybe ever scarier than Mrs. Coulter, hanging around the edges of the action, quite capable of baring his teeth when he needs to. But as a pair…shudder. I’m still recovering from the first scene where they appear and the smiling Mrs. Coulter carefully takes the letters-to-parents from the children she has kidnapped and THROWS THEM INTO THE FIRE when they are not looking. In a series full of memorable villains [including God himself] Mrs. Coulter and the golden monkey stand out as the most terrifying.

Any villains that haven’t been given their due? Ones that don’t deserve their spot in the halls of infamy?

Best Villains in Children’s Literature, 12-22.

 

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Is there anything scarier than a giant stone dinosaur in a London Park!? Perhaps a mallet wielding Queen? Or a Captain with a hook? Or a particularly persistent shadow?

As I like 1) lists 2) distraction and 3) a good villain, I thought I would compile a list of the most memorable villains in children’s literature based on the villains I remember haunting me as a kid and some that I’ve been reading/teaching in the past few years (the list is totally based on my whims/memory and thus very authoritative). Any  villains that shouldn’t be here? Others that should make the top league of infamy? They have to be scarier than the kind of woman who would push an orphan down this elevator shaft for a start…

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22. Esme Squalor, The Ersatz Elevator. (Lemony Snicket)

Great name: check. Diabolical fashion sense: check. Hatred of orphans: check. Owner of the scariest sugar bowl in children’s literature: check.

21. Nancy Wheeler, Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. (Judy Blume)

Alright, Nancy, you can pretend to be Margaret’s new best friend all you like but we’ve got your number: all your sensational secret clubs and chipper chat about boys and periods masks a dark, dark soul. Pretty much the model of the frenemy before anybody invented that word.

20. Valentine, Mortal Engines (Philip Reeve)

A classic villain in the megalomaniac mode, Valentine has many of the hallmarks of a good children’s lit villain: a shadowy secret, hatred for the poor, a grand scheme to save London’s elite and one attachment that his kryptonite (his beloved daughter). Plus, I’m still gasping from what he does in the first chapter.

19. Skullduggery Pleasant, Skullduggery Series (Derek Landy).

Alright, so technically he’s the hero of this series but without being too spoilery, this skeleton definitely has some skeletons of his own in the closet (like looking at a mirror in a mirror or something equally head-bending). And he reminds me of Skeletor so it’s hard for me not to love him. A close runner in the villain stakes for me in this series is China Sorrows, who wins the being ruthless without breaking a sweat award.

18. Mrs. Bedonebyasyoudid, The Water Babies (Charles Kingsley).

Also, sort of not a villain but most definitely terrifying. The name alone says it all.

17. Merlin Kaggs, South Sea & Cannibal Adventure (Willard Price).

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One of the most despicable villains from my favourite adventure series when I was younger. Unlike the goody goody heroes who try and snare animals for their Dad’s zoo on Long Island (making them the real villains of the piece) Kaggs is out for himself and doesn’t care how many pesky kids he has to leave at the bottom of the ocean to get some gold. Plus, who doesn’t love a villain disguised as a preacher?

 

16. The Shadow, The Wizard of Earthsea (Ursula  K. Le Guin)

What could be spookier than being hounded to the corners of the magical universe by a shadow? Try a shadow that never tires, that will claw at your face, scratch at your soul, and pursue you until you have no option but to turn and face it…shivery stuff….

15. Toad of Toad Hall, The Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame)

Loveable rogue or gas-guzzling, money-burning monster?

14. Miss Trunchbull, Mathilda (Roald Dahl).

I could fill this whole list with Roald Dahl villains but will restrain myself to two. Miss Trunchbull is certainly one of the most memorable. Who could be nasty to Miss Honey, the nicest of all schoolteachers? The sort of Headmistress who hurls her students around the playground, that’s who.

_589115_stuart_little_30013. Cats (see especially Stuart Little, Watership Down, every animal adventure)

Whatever your feelings about cats in real life, felines are rarely poised to star in an adorable YouTube video in children’s literature. While dogs are loyal and playful, cats are sleek, selfish and independent (no role model for children, them). Witness the villainy of cats trying to eat cute mice and rabbits in Stuart Little (see pic from the movie) and Watership Down, not because they’re hungry but just because they can. No wonder they’re props for Bond villains…

12. The Queen of Hearts, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (Lewis Carroll).

Tormentor of hedgehogs and flamingos, decapitation-lover, croquet fan…off with her head!

Eleven-numero uno to come later in the week – what other villains are due recognition?